Resolution Back-up Plan

Hi, self. It’s your self. Happy new year! What a great time, huh? Hanging out at a friend’s house for the first time since moving to Seattle. Watching fireworks shoot off the Space Needle at midnight. Not having to work the next day.

I’ve noticed that you, in clichĂ© fashion, have made up a set of resolutions. Nothing too strenuous, just a general stretching toward self-improvement. That’s cool; do what you want. I just want to say, it’s okay, I’ll still love you even if you:

  • do nothing this year but smoke pot and watch Drop Dead Diva
  • tell only bad jokes
  • quit your job in a fiery burst of passion
  • work as a waitress for the rest of your life
  • burn every bridge
  • miss every bus
  • spend all your money on cupcakes and sushi

Let’s see what 2013 has to offer. I’m open.

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About Emily Suggests

Pineapple rock, lemon platt, butter scotch. A sugarsticky girl shovelling scoopfuls of creams for a christian brother.

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